Saturday, October 29, 2011

Oct 29

Oct 29

Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
There is no vaccine against idiocy.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
I thought of you all day today. I spent my day visiting the zoo.
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Oct 5

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Monday, October 3, 2011

Oct 3

I plan to Have auto updates at 8 a.m. everyday, so be ready for the funny.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Oct 1

So this is the first post of my new blog and I want to let you know very shortly what I plan to do with it. I want to post a short joke, picture, or funny video to brighten up your day, (because I love you) out of the goodness of my heart.

And with that I begin...